Employee of the Month
It's your old buddy Bob, the office slacker, and he's here to recommend some things.
Best Practices for Surviving the Apocalypse
As a seasoned expert on doing the bare minimum, I've compiled a list of tips for making it through the end of the world.
- 1. Stock up on canned beans.
- 2. Learn to use a map, because Google will be down.
- 3. Practice your 'I'm not a morning person' face in the mirror.
Bob's Favorites
Here's a list of things that Bob enjoys:
- 1. Napping in the supply closet.
- 2. Watching reruns of "It's a Wonderful World."
- 3. Playing the harmonica with reckless abandon.
Check out Bob's other works:
Secret Tips for the End of the World
Bob's Picks of the Week
Office Space Superlatives