Bob's Employee of the Month

Meet Bob, Our Office Hero!

Bob has been with us for 3 months, and has managed to break 5 computers, spill coffee on 3 coworkers, and eat 2 whole pizzas by himself. He is a true asset to the team.

Here's a list of Bob's accomplishments:

• Broken 5 computers (average cost: $500)
• Spilled coffee on 3 coworkers (average cost: $50)
• Eaten 2 whole pizzas (average cost: $20)