Brent was a software engineer who worked here for 5 minutes. He was a real thrill-ride.
Angela was our beloved office manager. She was here for 3 years and 1 day.
Dwight was our resident IT specialist. He was here for 2 years and spent most of that time on his fantasy football league.
Our beloved paper-user, who shall remain nameless, was here for 6 weeks and went through 1000 reams of printer paper in his time.
Our beloved spill-er, also a friend to the carpet, was here for 1 month and singlehandedly ruined 3 carpets.