**Name:** Assistant Agent "Zeta-9000"
**Designation:** Level 5 Assistant Agent (Advanced Surveillance and Infiltration)
**Specialty:** Stealth, Disguise, and Mildly Explosive Pouches
**Bio:** Zeta-9000 is a highly skilled and moderately sociopathic assistant agent who has been trained in the art of blending into the shadows. He's got a penchant for expensive suits, fine whiskey, and the occasional exploding briefcase.