Escape attempts of a Hapless Employee

Attempt 1: The Great Coffee Cup Incident

Our hapless employee, John, attempted to escape by filling a coffee cup with a mysterious powder. The powder was not, in fact, sugar, but rather a potent mixture of baking soda and a pinch of disappointment.

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Attempt 2: The Chairlift Caper

John tried to escape by lifting a chair over his cubicle wall, but the chair got stuck in a ventilation shaft and John got stuck to it. Literally.

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