Step 1: Grab a chair.

Step 2: Hold it for dear life.

Step 3: Pray for divine intervention, because this is going to be a long night.

Step 4: Realize that divine intervention is not coming, because who needs that?

Step 5: The Point of No Return »

Step 6: Wander aimlessly, hoping to find a door that isn't locked or trapped.

Subplan: The Even Less Coordinated Chaos »

Step 7: Give up and accept your fate as a prisoner of the office.

This page is dedicated to the art of escaping a chaotic workplace.