Where every day is a battle for survival, and our story is one of triumph
It all started when our fearless leader, Bob, decided to build a moat around his house. A moat, you ask? Ah, yes. A moat.
We've had to deal with pesky invaders, pesky accountants, and pesky neighbors who insist on playing their music too loudly. But we've always come out on top, thanks to our state-of-the-art defense system.
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We've had to deal with a pesky invader in the past, but we're always ready for the next one.
We've had 1,000,000 attempts at defending our fortress, and we've succeeded 99.9% of the time.
Our moat has a 300-foot diameter, and we're always upgrading it to make it even better.
Don't even get us started on our 100-foot tall walls.