INADEQUATE SURVEILLANCE

Our state-of-the-art security system is a joke. Like, literally a joke. It's more of a suggestion box with some flickering fluorescent lights and a "security camera" that's just a cardboard box with a mirror in it.

Don't get us wrong, it's not like we're trying to be sneaky or anything. We're just, uh, "testing" our security protocols. Yeah, that's it. Testing.

But hey, if you're looking for a good laugh, you're in the right place! Our surveillance system is so bad, it's good. Like, in a "ha ha, no, really, we're not watching you" kind of way.

Want to see some of our "security footage"? Click here.