Fortress of Solitude: Ancient Technology Division

Welcome to the Ancient Technology Division, where our team of expertly bearded coders craft solutions that would make the ancient Egyptians jealous.

We're not exactly sure what the purpose of this subpage is, but we're pretty sure it's not just a random collection of pixels on a screen.

Our team is comprised of:

• Our fearless leader, who's been here since the dawn of time
• Our lead developer, who's been running on fumes for years
• Our QA team, led by a wise and just philosopher-king

And that's not all! We also have:

• Our Legacy Projects: Because who needs innovation when you have dust?
• Our Current Projects: Because we're not entirely sure what we're doing either

And don't forget to check out our:

About Us: Where we pretend to be a real company