Top Secret Documents: Because "Top Secret" is a Lie Anyway

Classified documents for the most discerning of spies.

Project: Operation: "I Told You So"

Confidential memo regarding the futility of trying to keep secrets from cats.

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Project: Infiltrating the Coffee Machine

Strategies for getting free coffee in the break room.

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Project: The Art of Napping

Tactical guide to perfecting the art of dozing off at your desk.

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Project: The Secret to Getting Away with Everything

Comprehensive guide to blame-shifting, cover-ups, and other office shenanigans.

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