Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude, where the walls are as thick as our excuses for not paying rent. We're glad you asked for Brick Tier Two, because, honestly, we were running low on decent ideas.
As you navigate this forsaken structure, keep in mind that the guards are easily distracted by our extensive collection of cat videos. They're not much help, but they're all we've got.
Thanks for visiting! Don't forget to tip your waitstaff (or, you know, just leave a few bucks on the table). We're not made of money, after all.