Our meditation room is equipped with the latest in distraction technology, designed to keep you focused on your breathing and completely oblivious to the impending doom that is the Chaos Schedule.
Features include:
- A soothing soundscape of gently gurgling brooks and softly clanging alarm clocks
- A wall of one-way mirrors to reflect your inner self back at you, because who needs a mirror when you have a existential crisis?
- A state-of-the-art aroma dispenser, currently set to 'burning rubber'