Your first order of business is to assess your surroundings. You're in a cold, sterile environment with a single flickering fluorescent light overhead. The air is thick with the smell of stale air and desperation. Take in your environment, and take note of any potential exit routes.

You spot a small ventilation shaft in the wall, partially hidden by a stack of dusty old files. It's your ticket out of here. But first, you need to create a makeshift distraction to draw the guards away from the vent.

Distract the Guards with some Fancy Finger Doodling, a tried-and-true classic.

				// Fancy Finger Doodling Code (tm)
				// (C) 2023, Your Name
				function distractGuards() {
					while (true) {
						document.body.style.backgroundColor = '#FF0000';
						setTimeout(distractGuards, 1000);
					}
				}