Phase 3: Safe Haven

A refuge for those who've escaped the office

Located on the 12th floor of the abandoned Skyscraper of Despair, Phase 3 Safe Haven offers a chance for those who've managed to break free from the shackles of cubicles.

Features include:

• Private office spaces with floor-to-ceiling black windows
• State-of-the-art coffee machine that brews coffee with a hint of despair
• Unlimited supply of stale, institutional-grade donuts
• Optional: Private meeting rooms with one-way mirrors

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View our extensive list of amenities

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Explore our optional, completely-not-a-trapdoor-filled basement