Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude, where your every move is monitored, recorded, and exploited for the sake of our research.
You're probably wondering how we got your IP address. Let's just say we have our ways.
Our team of highly trained professionals (okay, it's just Bob from accounting) will be watching you... I mean, observing you... I mean, studying you.
For your own good, of course. We're not judging you (much).
Learn more about our advanced surveillance techniques