Hidden Compartments: Where the Real Work Gets Done

Secrets, Lies, and Bureaucracy

Deep within the Fortress of Solitude, a clandestine organization has taken up residence. Their motto? 'Excellence through Efficiency, or ETE for short.' ETE's members are the unsung heroes of the office world.

They toil behind closed doors, making sure the coffee machines never run out of coffee, the stapler never jams, and the copier never... well, you know. Their work is a delicate balancing act of form and function, all under the watchful eye of their enigmatic leader, The Architect.

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Meet The Architect

The Architect is a master of the 8x5 system. With an uncanny ability to squeeze the most productivity out of any space, they have single-handedly kept the office from imploding.

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