Welcome to the ancient scrolls, where the secrets of our glorious leader, "The Great Pencil" are stored. Or so we're told.
Legend has it that The Great Pencil possessed the power of the ancient ones. His mighty mustache was said to be able to control the weather, bend time and space, and make even the most skeptical of accountants crack a smile.
But be warned, brave adventurer, that the scrolls are not for the faint of heart! For within their yellowed pages lies the truth: that the coffee machine in the break room is always broken.
Click here to read more about the ancient lore of The Great Pencil.