Welcome, traveler, to the most bewildering collection of absurd memorabilia in the land! Our fortress is a treasure trove of the most peculiar trinkets, curiosities, and inexplicable artifacts.
As you wander through our halls, you'll discover a Room of Questions, where the very walls seem to ask more questions than they answer. You'll find a Museum of the Mundane, where the most thrilling exhibits are the ones that defy explanation. And, of course, you'll stumble upon the Department of the Inexplicable, where the employees are as baffling as the exhibits.
So, what will it be? Will you: