Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude, where the only sound is the gentle hum of your snores.
Here, the walls are thick, the bed is plush, and the coffee machine is always broken. Come for the peace and quiet, stay for the existential dread.
Nap Time Menu
Rules of the Fortress
Interactive Map of the Fortress
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:
Venture into the Dark Aisle, where the Wi-Fi is spotty and the snacks are suspect.