Welcome to the Hamster Hoarding Panic Room
You've entered the most secure, most paranoid, most utterly absurd fortress in the land. Here, the hamsters have taken over and you're not sure if you're a hamster or just a hamster in a human costume.
Survival Tips
- Don't trust anyone with a tail
- Keep your snacks hidden in a secure location
- Learn to recognize hamster language (it's a series of high-pitched squeaks)
- Don't touch the hamsters, they're highly contagious
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Remember, in here, the hamsters are always right.