Welcome to Phase 3-A, where the office politics have reached a fever pitch. The coffee machine has been replaced with a toaster that shoots laser beams at anyone who tries to refill it. The stapler has been reprogrammed to play "La Cucuracha" on repeat. The fluorescent lights have been swapped with strobe lights that will drive you mad.
Phase 3-B: The Silent Treatment is just around the corner, where your coworkers will only communicate through interpretive dance.
Phase 3-C: The Great Paperclip Purge is a phase of existential dread, where the copier will only spit out blank paper.