Phase 3 Alpha: Toaster Bread Testing Facility

Testing Toaster-Bread Hybrids in a Vacuum of Uncertainty

In this phase, we're pushing the boundaries of toaster-bread technology. Our researchers are experimenting with different bread-toaster interfaces, exploring the limits of bread-burning and toast-tossing algorithms.

Learn more about our bread-toaster hacking team

Dive into the theoretical foundations of our toaster-bread research

Read our safety report: 'Toaster Bread Accidents and Incidents, Phase 3 Alpha'