Phase 3-B-B: The Phase of Ultimate Despair

This is it, folks. This is the phase we've all been waiting for. The phase where we've finally reached the apex of disappointment and despair.

Here, the walls are crumbling, the machines are malfunctioning, and the coffee machine is still on strike. It's a bleak, post-apocalyptic landscape of shattered dreams and broken aspirations.

What's New in Phase 3-B-B?

• Free coffee-flavored despair with every meal!
• A 50% off sale on all broken dreams!
• Introducing our new 'I'm a Failure' support group, because who needs actual support when you can just complain about it on the internet?

Stay tuned for more updates, and try to stay positive, I guess.

Phase 3-A-A: The Phase of Mild Disappointment Phase 3-C-C: The Phase of Utter Despair