Here, you will find the most cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, and utterly useless communication methods for Phase 4.2 of the Fortress of Solitude.
We're talking about the art of ignoring your loved ones, perfecting the art of silence, and cultivating the skill of staring-at-the-wall-ism.
Our team of experts (a.k.a. the "I Don't Care Squad") will guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of our communications system.