Phase 4-2 Psych Evaluations

Because who needs a social life, anyway?

Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and slightly unhinged psychologists will guide you through the rigors of Phase 4-2. We'll evaluate your every thought, your every move, and your every questionable decision-making skills.

• The Fortress of Solitude: Where We'll Lock You Up Until You're Sane
• Office Space: Because You're Probably Not Getting Enough Exercise

Don't forget to fill out our Phase 4-2 Application Form to get started!