A: It's the penultimate phase, obviously. And you should care because, well, it's not just a phase, it's a matter of survival.
Q: How do I get to Phase 5-4, the fabled "Land of Plenty"? Read the instructions on the wall.
Q: What's with all the laser beams and spikes? Can't a guy just get a decent haircut around here?
A: You want a haircut? You'll just have to sacrifice a few of your most prized possessions for a snip in the back.
Q: Is it true that the AI overlord, "The Overmind", is watching my every move?
A: Of course not. That's just a rumor spread by the Paranoia Support Group.