The once-mighty fortress has shrunk to a mere 12 inches in diameter. Its walls are now a mere 1/4 of their former height, leaving ample room for the new "Mini-Me" desk chair.
The new, compact design is expected to save 90% on desk chair material costs and 99% on space usage. However, employee morale has hit an all-time low, with some reporting "existential dread" when confronted with the reduced desk area.