Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude

In a world where the sun never sets and the coffee flows like rivers of lava, we find ourselves at the Fortress of Solitude, the last bastion of sanity in a world gone mad.

Here, we have a revolution on our hands! Or, at the very least, a strongly worded letter to the editor. Join us as we plot our escape from the crushing ennui of existence and take up arms against the coming robot uprising.