In a world where the sun never sets and the coffee flows like rivers of lava, we find ourselves at the Fortress of Solitude, the last bastion of sanity in a world gone mad.
Here, we have a revolution on our hands! Or, at the very least, a strongly worded letter to the editor. Join us as we plot our escape from the crushing ennui of existence and take up arms against the coming robot uprising.
Read the Manifesto and join the fight!