Fortress of Solitude

This place of solitude is a sanctuary for the reclusive and the eccentric. It's a place to escape the world and focus on your craft. Or, you know, hide from your in-laws.

We have:

• Isolation chambers for rent: $500/month
• A state-of-the-art library with a vast collection of pulp novels
• A gym that only plays disco music

Want to book a room? Click here to reserve your spot today!

Or, you know, just drop off a letter and a small gift basket and we'll consider it a deposit.

Map of the Fortress

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