The Secret Stapler: Because You Can't Even Staple in the Open

Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude, where the stapler is the ultimate authority. In a world where paperclip chaos reigns, our trusty stapler stands tall, holding it all together with an iron grip.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our stapler's impressive specs:

• Staples up to 100 sheets of paper with a single press
• Can staple a Post-it note to a wall with ease
• Has a built-in paperclip remover (because who needs those pesky clips)

Subpages:

• Stapler Specs
• Secret Stapler Club

Want to join our Stapler Fan Club? Click here!