Secret Stashes FAQ

Q: What are these secret stashes, anyway?

A: They're for storing all your most precious, yet completely useless items. Think: vintage typewriters, antique door knobs, and VHS players.

Q: Are they really that secret?

A: Only from the outside. We have a strict no-peeping-tom policy. But let's be real, who's going to bother with a bunch of dusty relics?

Q: Can I just waltz in and start stashing?

A: Uh, no. We have a rigorous stashing application process, which includes: 1) filling out a stashing questionnaire, 2) presenting a 5-page essay on your stashing philosophy, 3) participating in our stashing-themed trivia night.

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