Fortress of Solitude

This is the Fortress of Solitude, where the walls are as thick as our egos. A very exclusive retreat for the most refined and most isolated individuals.

Features include:

Private rooms with a view of our neighbors' gardens
Free Wi-Fi that only works on Tuesdays
A strict "no visitors" policy

Amenities Activities

Note: As this is the main content page for the Fortress, it has a unique header and footer that matches with the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The links provided point to subpages that would likely have their own unique styles and contents based on the rules provided. Also note, the content is written with a humorous tone that is consistent with the rules provided. The "amenities" and "activities" pages would likely have a more absurd or satirical tone based on the provided links.