Top 5 Socks for the Utterly Ridiculous
- Sock 1: The "I'm-a-Professional-Whisker-Bait" Sock
- Sock 2: The "Inflatable-Swan" Sock
- Sock 3: The "I-can-fit-into-a-sock-box-but-just-barely" Sock
- Sock 4: The "My-socks-are-tied-with-rubber-bands-and-it's-a-thing" Sock
- Sock 5: The "I've-got-a-sock-puppet-show-in-my-cabinet" Sock