Welcome to the Snack Rankings system, where the most discerning solitude-seekers come to find the best, most satisfying solo dining experiences. Our expert panel of snack connoisseurs has compiled the definitive list of the top 5 snacks to enjoy while stuck in solitude.
Our top pick for the best solo snack is the humble potato chip. Crunchy, salty, and always available, it's the perfect companion for a night in with yourself.
Learn more about the Crunchy ClassicA close second is the Nutty Nugget, a delightful combination of peanut butter and jelly on a bed of crunchy peanut butter cookies. It's a taste sensation that's sure to bring a smile to your face, even when no one is there to see it.
Get the full Nutty Nugget experienceThe Cereal Killer is a force to be reckoned with. A bowl of your favorite cereal, milk and all, is the perfect way to pass the time when you're the only one around.
Discover the cereal that'll kill the gameOur panel of snack experts has deemed the Pretzel Palooza a close fourth. Soft, salty, and perfectly imperfect, it's the snack that'll keep you coming back for more.
Learn the secrets of the Pretzel PaloozaComing in at number 5 is the infamous Pop-Tart Pandemonium. A sugary delight that's sure to drive you mad with its bright colors and even brighter sugar rush.
Indulge in the Pop-Tart PandemoniumThat's it for our rankings, but remember: there's always room for more snacks in the Solitude Snack Rankings system. Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to follow us on our highly active, totally-not-abandoned Twitter account: @SnackRankingSystem.
Or don't.
Maybe just stick to your snacks.