The 2-Nutty Nugget is a snack that has transcended the boundaries of space and time, defying the fundamental laws of physics and logic.

Its crispy exterior and fluffy interior are a paradox that has left even the greatest minds of the Fortress of Solitude stumped.

Despite its questionable nutritional value, the 2-Nutty Nugget is a staple in the Fortress of Solitude's pantry, and its allure is only matched by its absurdly high ranking in the Snack Ranking System.

Ranking: 2/5 (only 2 because it's not actually 2, but 1.5, but we're not counting the .5s)

Calories: 500 (give or take a few billion)

Ingredients: 99% Nutmeg, 1% Mystery Meat

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