Pop-Tart Pandemonium - Ranking the Best of the Best (in my humble opinion)

Snack Ranking System

Ranking Criteria:

Based on a highly scientific and totally-not-made-up methodology, I've ranked the top 5 Pop-Tarts flavors in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Rank 5: S'mores Pop-Tarts

These are the Pop-Tarts equivalent of a participation trophy. They're a decent snack, but only if you're a kid or a basic human being.

Score:

3/10 (A solid 3. Not bad, not great, but not terrible)

Pop-Tart Pizza Tastic: A lesser-known variant

Rank 4: Strawberry Pop-Tarts

A decent choice for those who don't want to get too fancy. The strawberry flavor is a classic, but it's also a cop-out.

Score:

4/10 (A good, but not great. Not a cop-out, but not a game-changer)

Strawberry Sour Struck: A slightly better choice

Rank 3: Chocolate Chip Pop-Tarts

These are the real deal. A chocolate chip flavor that's not too sweet, not too bland. Just right.

Score:

8/10 (A solid 8. Not too shabby)

Cookie Chip Chaos: The cookie alternative

Rank 2: Brownie Pop-Tarts

A brownie in a Pop-Tart? Genius. A flavor that's both rich and indulgent, but not too rich and indulgent.

Score:

9/10 (A near-perfect brownie in a Pop-Tart. Almost)

Brownie Brouhaha: The brownie revolution

Rank 1: Raspberry Jam Pop-Tarts

The perfect balance of sweet and tart. A flavor that's as perfect as I am.

Score:

10/10 (A masterpiece)

Raspberry Rampage: The jam-filled revolution