FORTRESS SHOP
Welcome to the Ultimate Insecurity Complex Retail Experience
We sell everything you'll never need, but can't stop buying.
Our shelves are stocked with the finest unnecessary items from around the world.
From the latest in useless gadgets to the most extravagant trinkets, we've got it all.
Visit our Panic Room for the latest in security systems.
Or browse our Buy-Me-Merch page for the most overpriced, useless items on the planet.
Need help finding something that will make you feel inadequate in front of your neighbors? Check out our Social Comparison Section
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Browse our collection of broken, returned items
Or just click here to buy some stuff.