Level 1: Successfully filled out 5 years' worth of performance reviews in 5 minutes.
Level 2: Successfully navigated a meeting with no clear agenda or purpose.
Level 3: Successfully argued with 7 people over the meaning of "synergy" in a single meeting.
Level 4: Successfully used 3 different font sizes to convey the importance of a single point.
Level 5: Successfully used the phrase "synergy" 17 times in a single presentation.
Level 6: The Unattainable Goal