Bureaucratic Achievements of Jean-Luc, the Lord of Red Tape

Level 1: Successfully filled out 5 years' worth of performance reviews in 5 minutes.

Level 2: Successfully navigated a meeting with no clear agenda or purpose.

Level 3: Successfully argued with 7 people over the meaning of "synergy" in a single meeting.

Level 4: Successfully used 3 different font sizes to convey the importance of a single point.

Level 5: Successfully used the phrase "synergy" 17 times in a single presentation.

Level 6: The Unattainable Goal