Responsible for making sure the office doesn't spontaneously combust due to existential dread.

Supports the Chosen One in their quest for ultimate power and/or snacks.

Enforces microwave usage policies and maintains a strict no-caffeine-in-the-kitchen policy.

Responsible for maintaining a 1:1 ratio of coffee to existential dread in the office.

Because you never know when the world as we know it will end.