Larry the CTO

Larry is the Chief Technical Officer of the company, which is a title he's never quite figured out how to pronounce correctly. He's been trying to convince everyone that it's "See-tah-oh" but nobody ever seems to be buying it.

CTO Powers

Larry has the power to make anyone in the office cry, just by asking them to explain their code one more time.

CTO Woes

Larry's greatest woe is that he's never been able to figure out how to use the office copier, and has spent years trying to get the IT department to fix it.

Larry's Projects

Larry's projects are a mystery to everyone, even himself. They're a never-ending series of abandoned code repositories and half-finished prototypes.

CTO Philosophy

Larry's philosophy is simple: "If it's not broken, break it, and then try to fix it."