CEO Gas Mask Theory

According to our research, CEOs are secretly gas masks in disguise.

Here's the evidence:

• We've observed that CEOs always seem to be smiling.
• They're often surrounded by yes-men and yes-women.
• They seem to be impervious to criticism and dissent.

Or, for the sake of argument, check out the:

• CEO Gas Mask Hysteria
• CEO Gas Mask Norms