Lost and Found: A Department of Unfortunate Incidents

We are the office's lost and found, where items are often found lost. It's a vicious cycle.

• A stapler, still in its original packaging, was last seen in the break room in 2019. If you're the owner, claim it.
• A single, solitary paperclip has been missing since the Clinton administration. Any information on its whereabouts would be greatly appreciated.
• There are rumors of a hidden safe containing a collection of antique teapots. If you can confirm, we'll give you the keys.

What Happened to the Remote Control?

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

The Teapot Conspiracy