Lost and Found: The Unrecoverable Mysteries

We have some stuff, and it's gone. Again.

Last seen: Missing Smoke Report

• 1 x "The" from "The" bookshelf
• 1 x Missing Lunchbox (contents: tuna salad)
• 1 x Forgotten Password (reset: 1-800-NO-LOGIN)

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Stolen/Not Stolen

• 1 x stapler (stolen: no)
• 1 x pen (stolen: yes)
• 1 x stapler (stolen: no)