Welcome to the office where the coffee machine has been on the fritz, but the microwaves are always warm and inviting. Where the stapler jammed last Thursday and still won't budge, but the vending machine is stocked with all the Cheetos a person needs.
Lunchtime is the only time of day where the office is truly alive with possibility, but also a crushing sense of despair. Where the free food in the break room is always a surprise, and the surprise is often a Tupperware of last night's leftovers.