Office Space: Mission Statement
Our mission here at Office Space is to provide a workplace environment so miserable that our employees will never want to leave. Or, at the very least, they'll be too afraid to ask for a raise.
Our Core Values:
- Extrapolate every possible task into an existential crisis
- Make every meeting feel like a never-ending nightmare
- Provide an open-concept office with no actual concept
- Celebrate our 10-year anniversary with a "Casual Friday" that's anything but casual
Our Goals:
- Reach a 3-to-1 ratio of meetings-to-work
- Increase our water cooler usage by 500%
- Host at least 12 "synergy-building" team-building exercises per quarter