MOST IMPORTANT MEETING EVER

Today's Agenda:

• 1. Discuss the importance of being on time for the meeting.
• 2. Review the company's new "Casually Late" policy.
• 3. Introduce new coffee machine that only brews coffee in the shape of a cat.

Subtopics:

• Can I Still Be Late?
• What Constitutes a Casual Late?
• Cat Coffee Machine Protocol

Meeting Minutes Archive

Chair: Bob Johnson

Timekeeper: Carol Smith

Location: Conference Room 4 (with a faint smell of burnt toast)