The Great Stapler Incident of '22
The office was in chaos as John stapled his stapler to the ceiling. Again.
Accusations Fly
Jim accused John of stapling his stapler to the ceiling, and John accused Jim of being a liar.
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Office Shenanigans
The Great Stapler Incident of '22
The office was in chaos as John stapled his stapler to the ceiling. Again.
Accusations Fly
Jim accused John of stapling his stapler to the ceiling, and John accused Jim of being a liar.
Read the Full Stapler-Gate Report
The Stapler in Question
Office Shenanigans: The Stapler-Gate Report
Stapler-Gate Report
The Investigation
After a thorough investigation, it was revealed that John did indeed staple his stapler to the ceiling.
Testimony of Key Witnesses
Cut to a press conference with Jim, the victim of the stapler incident.
Jim: "I was just trying to get some work done, and then I saw my stapler just... just floating there."
Reporter: "And did you suspect anything?"
Jim: "No, no, I thought maybe the cleaning lady had just really gotten into it."
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Conclusion
And so, the people of the office were left with more questions than answers. What does it all mean?
Read the Aftermath Report
The Great Stapler Incident of '22
The office was in chaos as John stapled his stapler to the ceiling. Again.
Accusations Fly
Jim accused John of stapling his stapler to the ceiling, and John accused Jim of being a liar.
Read the Full Stapler-Gate ReportThe Stapler in Question
Office Shenanigans: The Stapler-Gate Report
Stapler-Gate Report
The Investigation
After a thorough investigation, it was revealed that John did indeed staple his stapler to the ceiling.
Testimony of Key Witnesses
Cut to a press conference with Jim, the victim of the stapler incident.
Jim: "I was just trying to get some work done, and then I saw my stapler just... just floating there."
Reporter: "And did you suspect anything?"
Jim: "No, no, I thought maybe the cleaning lady had just really gotten into it."
Read the Full Testimony
Conclusion
And so, the people of the office were left with more questions than answers. What does it all mean?
Read the Aftermath Report
Stapler-Gate Report
The Investigation
After a thorough investigation, it was revealed that John did indeed staple his stapler to the ceiling.
Testimony of Key Witnesses
Cut to a press conference with Jim, the victim of the stapler incident.
Jim: "I was just trying to get some work done, and then I saw my stapler just... just floating there."
Reporter: "And did you suspect anything?"
Jim: "No, no, I thought maybe the cleaning lady had just really gotten into it."
Read the Full TestimonyConclusion
And so, the people of the office were left with more questions than answers. What does it all mean?
Read the Aftermath Report