Our Famous Pens

Where the world's most stylish and mediocre writers come to play.

Located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA, our store is a must-visit for anyone who wants to experience the thrill of writing with a pen that's almost as good as the one you found in your grandma's attic.

We've got:

• Our Famous "I'm-Not-Really-Sure-What-I'm-Doing" Fountain Pen
• The "Overly-Complicated-But-Totally-Worth-It" Calligraphy Pen
• The "I-Guess-I-Won't-Need-This-Anyway" Ballpoint Pen

Want to see more of our famous pens? Pens That Will Definitely Ruin Your Life

Or, if you're feeling really fancy, try our Pen Fancy Schmancy section.

Don't forget to check out our Ink Splatter art gallery, featuring local artists who are just as confused as we are about the meaning of life.

And, of course, our famous Ink Splatter Splatter section, where we splatter ink all over the place because why not?