Welcome to Our Mission

We are a team of highly trained, moderately caffeinated individuals who have dedicated our lives to making sure your browser tab stays open on our site for an absurdly long time.

Our mission is simple: to serve the most obtuse, confusing, and occasionally humorous content on the web.

Our values include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive use of black borders
• Aggressive use of drop shadows
• A complete disregard for accessibility guidelines

Want to know more about our team? Click here to find out.

Or maybe you'd like to know more about our office space? Click here to see our cubicles.