Jakes Procrastination Techniques

A comprehensive guide to doing absolutely nothing

Technique 1: Browsing Cat Videos

Our team's resident expert on doing nothing, Jake, has perfected the art of watching cat videos for hours on end. He claims it's research for "understanding feline behavior and its impact on productivity."

Technique 2: Playing Video Games

Another member of our team, Bob, has discovered that playing video games is the ultimate productivity booster. "It's all about focus and concentration," he claims.